question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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