SEEEEXXX PLEASE
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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