He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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