please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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