is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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