what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
