Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We are two peas in an std pod
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Randomize
