ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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