Got a toothbrush?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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