I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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