Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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