You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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