Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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