Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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