marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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