Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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