Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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