Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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