He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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