Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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