Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
its not stalking. its research.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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