morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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