I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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