That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
my sisters under your porch take her home
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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