either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Non-Jews are for practice
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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