Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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