How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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