Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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