Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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