Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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