Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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