Don't you send me to vm
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
now i know why i became what i already was.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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