Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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