i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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