All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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