I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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