You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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