I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.