so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My liver just had a heart attack.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
How naked do you want me to be?
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