Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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