In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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