maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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