She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The best revenge is premature balding
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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