I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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