what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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