You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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