That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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