No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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