Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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