no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize