i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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