it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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