i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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