carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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