I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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