Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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